Porn Foreman

There may be a roadtrip to central Maine in order! Imagine how much more popular Starbucks would be if each shop featured topless waitresses and waiters? Now that would justify that $6 cup of coffee, if you ask me!

The Morning Sentinel reports last month that in the rural town of Vassalboro, Maine, that there is an ordinance in the works to ban partial or full nudity in local businesses. This is in response to the opening of Grand View Topless Coffee Shop on February 23rd of this year. Thankfully, the topless coffee shop will have no problems as it has a town permit and it’s legality is grandfathered. It’s kind of funny because apparently the same board voting on this ordinance unanimously approved the permit for the business to open its doors in the first place, quoting the bad economic times and bringing outside money into the local economy.

You can read the full article over at Morning Sentinel, “VASSALBORO: Nudity ordinance in the works.”

Seeing the picture to the right, I’m not sure if it’s full or partial nudity, or maybe it’s up to the waitress, but this almost reminds me of a truck stop in South Carolina where I got to eat the best $8 homefries I’ve ever had and watch topless dancers right in front of my booth! The Key Lime pie wasn’t too shabby either.

Good times.. and God bless America!