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First off, I just had the sweet and sexy Ember Reigns tell me that I won an autographed glossy photo of her from a donation contest she’s doing on Twitter tonight. Totally awesome and I’m pumped to receive it. Thank you, Ember!

So, yeah.. I’ve been slacking a lot lately, or so it seems. Actually, I’ve been doing a lot of work behind-the-scenes recently with both this site and another in the attempt to make things a lot easier on myself with this whole posting thing and hopefully, get you guys a lot more content for your viewing pleasure in the process. So be on the lookout sometime soon (likely the second quarter of the year) and I should have things rolling pretty good by then.

For now, I’m going to try my best to get you guys some updates in the meantime! So many hotties, so little time.

Well, it’s Mother’s Day and why should moms be the only people who get all of the gifts today? I scoured one of my favorite mature women sites on the Internet, AllOver30.com, and came up with 20 of the sexiest Milfs to share with you that they have to offer. I hope you enjoy and don’t forget to call your mothers today! (Tell ‘em I said hi!)

AVN reported today that Raylene is on the verge of making a hardcore comeback to the porn industry, confirmed by Raylene herself.

From AVN:

… she is scheduled to shoot for Vivid in two weeks, under the direction of B. Skow — marking her first appearance in front of the camera in eight years.

“I’m doing one comeback movie for Vivid so far, we’re going to see how it works out, and we’ll go from there,” Raylene told AVN. “I met with Steven [Hirsch, Vivid Entertainment co-chairman] last week. I sent him an e-mail, and he said he’d be willing to sit down and talk to me, so we met, had a great conversation, and yeah, we’re going to try one. So it was just really recent that I decided this.”

I used to have a huge crush on Raylene a few years back and I’m excited to see if she still has the stuff to turn me on like she used to. I’ll keep you posted and I’ll also work on getting some content up here for you to check out in the near future. ;)

Check out the full article from AVN: Raylene to Make Comeback

There may be a roadtrip to central Maine in order! Imagine how much more popular Starbucks would be if each shop featured topless waitresses and waiters? Now that would justify that $6 cup of coffee, if you ask me!

The Morning Sentinel reports last month that in the rural town of Vassalboro, Maine, that there is an ordinance in the works to ban partial or full nudity in local businesses. This is in response to the opening of Grand View Topless Coffee Shop on February 23rd of this year. Thankfully, the topless coffee shop will have no problems as it has a town permit and it’s legality is grandfathered. It’s kind of funny because apparently the same board voting on this ordinance unanimously approved the permit for the business to open its doors in the first place, quoting the bad economic times and bringing outside money into the local economy.

You can read the full article over at Morning Sentinel, “VASSALBORO: Nudity ordinance in the works.”

Seeing the picture to the right, I’m not sure if it’s full or partial nudity, or maybe it’s up to the waitress, but this almost reminds me of a truck stop in South Carolina where I got to eat the best $8 homefries I’ve ever had and watch topless dancers right in front of my booth! The Key Lime pie wasn’t too shabby either.

Good times.. and God bless America!

Fleshbot – Great Moments In Advertising: Blowjob Balloons

I was browsing about the Interwebs this evening when I ran into this article over on Fleshbot. Apparently the NYC Museum of Sex handed out these dirty part favors to locals, to promote a show titled “Exploring the Pleasures of Oral Sex.” Unfortunately it doesn’t work well for us straight guys.

The article does question how one would come up with a female version of the balloon for us men. I say just give us an already inflated balloon with a hole so we can fuck it (or in this case, lick it, I suppose).